Coventry City seek new manager...again

By West End Boy on Mar 14, 11 09:19 PM in Fans
With today's unexpected events, I though I would try and help Ray Ranson by putting together a tongue in cheek job description to help him recruit the next scapegoat ....sorry new Coventry City manager.


Wanted new Manager for Championship Club


An under achieving Championship Club with little or no assets seeks new manager for permanent (10-18 months or less) position.

  • Must have a good reputation for getting clubs promoted.
  • Needs to be able to work with a bunch of under achieving players and achieve results with little or no resources.
  • Good communication skills with the press preferred but not essential.
  • Must be able to work within a budget that shrinks as the season progresses.
  • Can not get upset when the clubs best youngster is loaned to a Premiership club despite the club being short of players.
  • An ability to work with a Chairman who will promise you money and support at the job interview. When you start to loose a few games and ask for loan players to cover for injuries and suspensions, you will be politely refused is essential.
  • Competitive remuneration package offered. This includes non contributory final salary pension. This starts following two years continuous service.
  • The ability to change water in to wine is preferred but not essential.
All applications should be addressed to Ray Ranson c/o the Ricoh Arena Coventry.

You have to have a sense of humour to be a City fan !

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