Man Who?

By G T on May 28, 09 10:46 AM in Fans

So the dream is all over
The euphoria has died down
Supposed champions of Europe
More like Circus Ring Clowns

For the first seven minutes
They looked up for the fight
They had a couple of chances
Was it to be their night?

Then Barca got the ball
And attacked down the flanks
Man Yoo's defence was too static
The looked akin to short planks

An Anderson mistake left an opening
Could they carry it through?
They're a team full of winners
1 - 0 it's Samuel Eto'o

Barca seized the momentum
Passes found team-mates feet
Man Yoo visibly wilted
Was it due to the heat?

Fergie altered the set up
Ignoring practical advice
But it made little difference
It was Men against Mice

There was still time for a second
Another perfectly weighted pass
With the champions elect
Providing a true Master Class

So its back home to Devon
Somerset, London, Lands End
Back to Essex and Surrey
To their wives and girlfriends

And the moral of this tale
As they all drown they're sorrows
Is support your own local team
They'll still want you tomorrow